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Joke of the Day

"I could never commit suicide I just couldn't live with it..."

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"what did the egg say to the boiling water? i dont know how long its going to take me to get hard i just got laid by a chick"
"What do driving and dating have in common? Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast."
"I was two woman away from having a threesome last night"
"A friend asked me, Is there a black Greek god?.. Nike"
"People in California be like Tree down walkway closed!"
"So there's a child and a gorilla... ...well, there ***was*** a gorilla."
"What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees? Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out."
"ho ho ho pimp."
"Macbeth.docx That's a play on word"