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Joke of the Day
"People in California be like Tree down walkway closed!"
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"What's good on pizza, but not on pussy? crust."
"What do you call a blond standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath."
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"The only thing I want written on my tombstone is ""I'm standing right behind you."""
"Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!"
"Two computers are on a date. One says to the other, ""i'm not your type."""