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Joke of the Day

"There is no way to differentiate between the screams you hear from mass murder, passengers on a plane going down and 5 Tweens seeing a bug"

"I'm trying to stop... I'm trying to stop masturbating. It's really hard."

"What do Mexicans call a commando? A Juan man army..."

"Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same? Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic... ...and so am I."

"Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle? To fit in the box."

"Lost in a corn maze? Light it on fire. Turn it into a popcorn maze. Eat your way out."

"I saw a hipster walking outside in the cold. He didn't have a jacket on, so I asked him why. He said he was outside before it was cool."

"A guy walks into an electronic pub He has to buy a new ebook reader now"

"I failed my biology exam yesterday The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer."