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Joke of the Day

"I failed my biology exam yesterday The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer."

"Ladies: Is your boyfriend the strong, silent type? Is he carved out of wood? Ladies, you may be dating a garden gnome."

"Just lean back in your chair and say ""caloric"". It's exhilerating."

"Heard your mom was into bdsm Apparently she likes to tie guys up in her rolls Sorry if this is a shit post first time poster "

"What do you call the killing of Chinese baby girls? Youth-in-Asia"

"What's yellow comes from Peru and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !"

"I went to the doctor and he said ""don't eat anything fatty."" I asked "" no bacon? No burgers?!"" To which he replied ""No fatty, just don't eat anything! """

"What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like? a baaahhhd movie. ( )"

"What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid."

"If your entire outfit can be purchased at a gas station it's not appropriate for court."