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Joke of the Day

"A good way to stand out from the competition at a job interview is to bring your resume on a floppy disk."

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"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. I should have put it on aloha setting."
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"I love when commercials are like ""because four million people can't be wrong,"" because then I'm like, ""Really? even Nazi Germany?"""