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Joke of the Day

"Dating Fails: Just Tell Me What You Want And Be Done With It a guy asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat he guess shusi and anything else then got mad and raged the end"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? What is a pirate's favorite letter?"

"Hottest fabric on ramps in Paris this season: Kevlar..."

"So my neighbor knocks on my door. So my neighbor knocks on my door at 2:30am last night. 2:30AM!!! Can you believe it?!!? Lucky for him, I was up playing my drums."

"Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t."

"There's a new morning after pill for men... ...you take it the morning after you have sex and it changes your blood type."

"What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass? Beer"

"I don't understand why I cant lose weight. I thought dieting was a piece of cake."

"Happy Easter And to the Jews, better luck next time"

"Hostess: enjoy these complimentary after dinner mints Mints: you have beautiful eyes Me: [blushing] wow they're very complimentary"