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Joke of the Day
"My cat is 11 and still only has one word, should I be worried."
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"What's the difference between a viola and a coffin? With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside."
"What do you call shy bladder incidents? Frozen pees"
"1.Open Facebook 2.Search for a pic with 4 girls 3.Coment: ""You 3 look so pretty!"" 4.Enjoy"
"My wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I told her I wanted to film a sex tape. I was surprised when she agreed but now it's awkward because she thought I meant with her."
"On my birthday my wife suggested I have a threesome... My wife suggested for my birthday I have a threesome. I replied ""Do I get to pick both girls?"" And then the fight started..."
"What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest"
"What was Hitler's favorite food? steamed Franks"
"One More Hilarious Vampire Joke ...actually it sucks."
"Which mafia boss came with all the dlc? John Goty"