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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for a bad summer."

"Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !"

"During movies when characters go underwater, I hold my breath and see if I could've survived that situation... I almost died in _Finding Nemo_"

"Hellen Keller was the first person to go to Disney land. Don't worry, she didn't know it either."

"Feeling strange Mr. Bond? It's because I laced your Martini with a vaccine for Measles You now have Autism!"

"If only people were named after their tattoo's. This guy standing in front of me in Petro Canada Would be named Machine gun-Snake-Jesus."

"Male ladybugs prefer to be called ""bugs."""

"A geeky joke: An SQL Query walks into a bar... ... and joins two tables."

"Scientists believe the world began with the ""Big Bang"". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a ""bad case of gas""."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street.... And one of them was assaulted"