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Joke of the Day
"A termite walks into a bar and says ""Where is the bar tender?"""
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"""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less. [GRAMMAR NAZI BUSTS IN] ""MINE FEWER."" [Hitler looks up] Yes?"
"""Please don't make a scene."" -Horrible movie director"
"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian"
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning"
"Did you hear the one about the dog who was into S&M? He liked it ruff."
"So my friend is dating twins... ...And I said, ""Isn't it hard to tell them appart?"" He replied with, ""Well not really, the brother has a moustache."""
"When your boss tells you ""I need you to have everything done by Friday."" You say... I can't have everything done by Friday! Who do you think I am, Robinson Crusoe?!"
"What's a jew doing on a swing? Fucking with the german snipers"
"Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief & suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a Wedding Cake!!"