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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."

"Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious."

"What does an astronaut say when he's sorry? All my Apollo-gies."

"I hit every traffic light coming home from work today. I should probably learn how to drive better."

"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay Sounds suuuuuuper fun if you don't happen to know what either of they things are."

"If men ejaculate semen does that mean women ejaculate sewomen?"

"What do you call a sleeping pizza? a *piZZZa* haha someone pls date me"

"What do you call too many chickens on a farm? A cluster cluck."

"What do you call... What do you call nuts on the wall? -Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? -Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? -Dick in your mouth."