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Joke of the Day
"How did horses get to America in the 1700's? On the Hayflower!"
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"Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."
"Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital? He was the vermicellist"
"I always keep a hammer in my pocket in case someone asks me to help them fix something so I can immediately break my leg."
"What's the difference between the calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day."
"Shortest joke a software developer can tell: ""I'll be ready soon."" Software Engineering try o do work smart not to work hard."
"""If you're building a time machine, Take your time. what's the rush?"""
"""How do you speak such good English?"" ""I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history?"""
"*sees couple holding hands* *violently breaks them apart* ""Go. You're free now."""