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Joke of the Day
"Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe"
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"""Try to score a goal. Don't use your hands. See you afterwards."" - Soccer coaches"
"My girlfriend hired a midget to play the keyboards at my birthday party I think she misunderstood me. I did not say I wished I had a 12 inch pianist."
"Who cares about the new GTA when you can sit down and enjoy the new testament"
"I was reading earlier about a dwarf who got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"What a do pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."
"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
"Havent picked sides in Gamer gate yet.. which do I like more.. the entire female gender or the thing where I pretend to kill people on Tv.."
"if u disregard the teeth, shark attacks are actually kinda cute"
"How do you summon a wizard taxi? CABRACADABRA!"