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Joke of the Day
"Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe"
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"Great way to end a phone conversation: Yell ""OH FUCK, METEOR!"", then hang up really hard."
"I hate when I'm pooping alone in the house and I hear a noise.. please don't kill me while i'm pooping.."
"What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction? A chew-chew train."
"Some dude just ran into Starbucks, grabbed coconut water yelling ""white people milk"" and left. Went outside, coconut water all over street"
"The dumbest joke in the world Q: What's a Christian's least favorite typeface? A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil."
"What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids? *Me too*"
"God must have really liked saturn"
"English is difficult to learn. It can be taught through tough thorough thought, though."
"So how do you stop eating the endless breadsticks at Olive Garden does the restaurant close or are you supposed to bring a spotter with you?"