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Joke of the Day

"Shortest joke a software developer can tell: ""I'll be ready soon."" Software Engineering try o do work smart not to work hard."

"I put my phone on airplane mode. Now I can't find it."

"Which dinosaur named all the others? The Thesaurus"

"Did you hear about the detective who failed geometry? He could never get an angle."

"2 cars had a head-on collision in Mexico today.. 34 people died."

"PRANK TIME: tie your friend's shoelaces together and when he tries to walk throw a wolf at him"

"I am much less afraid of jail when I'm drunk."

"What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together."

"Did you hear about the cannibal that ate undercooked food? He threw his arms up in disgust."

"Did you hear about the new restaraunt on the moon? It's got great food, just no atmosphere.."