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Joke of the Day

"Hubs: "" Few glasses of wine tonight hun""? Me: "" Yeah, I had a glass of red"" Hubs : "" Just one eh"" Me: "" Well I use the same glass"""

"What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James? Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34"

"What's the difference between priests and gay men? Priests say Amen and gay men say ahh, men."

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels still killing Indians."

"First day as a drug dealer. Made a ton of sales. Boy are people forgetful, they all left their wallets at home.Gonna be rich tomorrow though"

"Me: Describe your love for me in one word. Him: My what?"

"How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going? It's tiring."

"Until you've thrown up peanut butter and jelly onto an 8 year old at the beach on a Sunday, don't talk to me about your ""drinking problems."""

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists don't change anything."

"A short philosophy joke... Rene Descartes is walking around a party when somebody asks him if he'd like something to drink. Descartes answers, ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes."