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Joke of the Day

"Isn't it ironic that the favorite drink of Britain's homeless is called ""Tennents""?"

"I don't know, Jay-Z. If I was worth half a billion dollars, I'd have like 3 problems. Max."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one to hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them."

"In a village full of hipsters no one ever lied. Because hips don't lie."

"Grandma's dementia has been really hard to deal with lately. And the worst of all is... ...She forgot about Dre."

"You know what I get off on? Subway platforms."

"If I had a dollar for every repost I saw on r/Jokes... I'd have like a lot of money."

"How many feminists you need to change a lamp? ""That's not funny..."""

"You know that feeling when you've had a long day at work, you drive home and nothing is going your way? It's probably because you're driving in the wrong lane."

"TIFU by getting arrested for taking a clock to school"