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Joke of the Day
"Why are monkeys such great friends? Because they're prime mates!"
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"Have you ever met that one guy you really want to punch in the face? Turns out punching a mirror is painful for your hand."
"My wife is like listening to my favorite music with the volume up. Fucking the neighbour."
"I hate when people share opinions without being asked."
"Obstetrician who has taken up magic as a hobby: and what have we here? *pulls out baby after baby after baby after baby after baby..."
"CW: what did you do to your hair today? Me: It's really unclear whether you think it's good or you think I slept in a ditch."
"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme"
"Riddle, you see a guy You see a guy on the street talking to himself. What's his nationality? He's a Babylonian."
"You know what's a load of crap? Anal sex"
"Two fish are in a tank... The first fish says to the second fish, ""How do we drive this thing?"""