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Joke of the Day
"When cows jump over barbed wire fences.... there is udder destruction!"
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"Do you guys know the difference between ""girlfriend"" and ""girl friend?"" ... that little empty void in the middle.. Known as the ""friend zone"" .."
"....Hey...uh...hey. Reddit. Yeah, you Reddit.....what do ducks eat? **QUACKERS** **LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL--STARTS CHOKING ON OWN HUMOR--**"
"says if you don't like what you see in the mirror, run the hot water until it fogs up. Problem solved."
"I almost took a bite of my friend's sandwich Woops, wrong sub."
"What do you call a gay wizard? A Broromancer"
"I bet the best massage in the world is getting attacked by a toothless shark."
"""Dave just showed up"" Dave the fireman or Dave who always uses inappropriate abbreviations? *Dave barges in* HEY GUYS I'M DTF ""Yeah I dunno"""
"I tried to use 'penis' as my password But it was too short."
"What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has? Baby kangaroos."