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"I almost took a bite of my friend's sandwich Woops, wrong sub."
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"Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain."
"Happy Birthday, Jesus! The lawn looks great, thanks!"
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"What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd? Au"