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Joke of the Day

"says if you don't like what you see in the mirror, run the hot water until it fogs up. Problem solved."

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"Friends from school are like hot dogs You have them because they're there, not because you love them"
"The guy I cheat off moved seats before today's spelling test, like he's teaching me some kind of lessen."
"What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do"
"How does a plant walk? It uses a plant stand."
"Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend? He told her he *can't elope*."
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