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Joke of the Day

"Do you guys know the difference between ""girlfriend"" and ""girl friend?"" ... that little empty void in the middle.. Known as the ""friend zone"" .."

"Who the friggin hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere. You just let one into your home and it becomes your cat."

"Expecting your guy to be romantic all the time is like expecting you to behave like a porn star all the time."

"What does a nearsighted gynecologist and puppy have in common? A wet nose"

"Coworker: My husband's an angel. Me: You're lucky.. mine's still alive."

"Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu? so he could flip the bird"

"My neighbor gave my kid a whistle today. He is survived by his wife Linda. In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to my bail money fund."

"If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas."

"A kid in the park informed me smoking was bad for you. So I popped his balloon with my cigarette & told him so was talking to strangers."

"The meanest man in the world Is the Warden who put a tack on the electric chair."