92456

Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot? The Imperial March"

"Just saw someone order a cup of water at this restaurant. Knocked it out of his hand. We're in a drought, idiot."

"I tried explaining sarcasm to some kleptomaniacs but they always take things literally."

"what do you call a liberal humanitarian with a broken toaster lack toast and tolerant"

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side..."

"How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom? OC By process of elimination."

"What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up? Ereptile dysfunction."

"Ebola lingers in semen for nine months... I couldn't think of a decent punchline, but there's a winner out there for this headline for sure. . Highest voted comment wins the punchline."

"Got so wasted last night, had to take a train home. And now I can't figure out how to return it."

"What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing? Skywalker Ranch."