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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot? The Imperial March"

"If you move to a different country at least TRY to fit in with the culture. Like when I lived in Italy & changed my name to Mario Spaghetti"

"When I grow up, I want to spend 1/3 of my life sleeping, 1/3 staring at a computer in a tiny cubicle and 1/3 hating myself. (realistic kid)"

"The chicken's egg never hatched... It was a bad yoke."

"Sure, Sally, I'll just buy one of your shells BY THE SEA SHORE. Oh, wait, here's one just laying here, you skank."

"Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ""I think I've lost my electron."" The other says, ""Are you sure?"" The first replies, ""Yes, I'm positive..."""

"What is the president's favorite vegetable? BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham."

"What time of day is the saddest? The mourning"

"Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe! Europe who? No! You're a poo!"

"Girl, is your dad Louis Vuitton? Because you have such big bags under your eyes. Wait am I doing this right"