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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a liberal humanitarian with a broken toaster lack toast and tolerant"

"Why was the young golfer so angry? Because he was having a rough day."

"So I guess these Brazillian jokes aren't happening Neymar?"

"Did you hear about the farmer that fell into the field machine and lost half his body? He's all right now! :-)"

"What has 8 legs and makes a woman scream? Gang rape"

"Him: Whatcha thinkin about? Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby."

"Holocaust Joke How does a German guy pick up a hot Jewish girl? With a dustpan and a broom."

"A woman is suing Disney claiming that Frozen is based on her life. She sounds like a cold bitch."

"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care"

"Don't drink while driving you will spill the beer."