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Joke of the Day
"I tried explaining sarcasm to some kleptomaniacs but they always take things literally."
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"Sicilian saying ""When you wake up with four balls, your enemy is behind you."""
"I'm having a very hard time believing that money can't buy me happiness. Especially since I'm constantly smiling when I have it."
"My girlfriend asked me if I was a pedophile. I told her: ""That's a big word for a six year old!"""
"""I'm here for the orgy?"" - Things you shouldn't say when walking into a work meeting."
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks"
"Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school? He was Russian."
"What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?Never lick the spoon."
"If my company really wanted us to move during a fire drill, they'd lose the alarm and just announce that there's free food by the stairs."
"what do you call a scared Mexican? ""What do you call a scared Mexican?"" ""Pedro-fied"""