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Joke of the Day
"I tried explaining sarcasm to some kleptomaniacs but they always take things literally."
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"hey pepe hi my name is lyora"
"had anyone heard of the new patriot themed beer. I heard it wasn't that good, it was A little flat."
"I told the wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"""There is no GREG in 'team.' "" - super mean way to cut Greg from junior varsity."
"It's so flat... It's so flat in North Dakota, you can watch your dog run away for two weeks."
"woman on death row Warden: ""What would you like for your last meal?"" Woman: ""I don't know, what do you want?"""
"What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot? Abroad."
"what did the drummer say to the Chinese man that called him gay? first i bang the drums then i bang ur mom"
"My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time."