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Joke of the Day

"If a velociraptor is running.. and he speeds up, does he become an acceleraptor?"

"I asked a pharmacist ""do you stock multicoloured tampons?"" ""Not since Brexit, they were made for brighter periods."""

"My niece was fired from the chicken farm today She was caught poaching eggs"

"Do you want to hear the funniest joke of 2015? I think its stupid but a lot of people say its funny. #blacklivesmatter"

"Apparently my 6yo old son went to school with a Spiderman costume under his clothes. The students of Edison Elementary are safe today."

"What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror? Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom."

"Hey, we never talked in high school! Let's be Facebook friends so we can once again never talk! JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!"

"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"What did the math book say to the literature book? You're so full of great stories, I'm just filled with problems"

"My alcohol addiction was so bad i used to drink hand sanitiser! Im clean now!"