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Joke of the Day

"My niece was fired from the chicken farm today She was caught poaching eggs"

"My friend owns a popular graveyard People are dying to get in."

"I guess we're all just lucky that Dennis the Menace's first name wasn't Carsonist."

"My Executive Director said to me ""Well aren't you an eager beaver"" I was like ""Oh my God, Why? What have you heard???"""

"While driving home early one day, I saw a man running naked I pulled over and asked, ""Why are you running like that?"" He answered, ""Because you're coming home early."""

"person: can you keep a secret? me: I'll never share what you say but it will weigh on me and negatively affect my life person: oh thank god"

"Suicide If I'd ever want to commit suicide, I will jump off your ego to your elo."

"Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"BF: Will you marry me? GF: Do we have to live together? BF:"

"I'd be super bummed if my Prince Charming rode in on a white horse because you'd think he could at least afford a Kia"