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Joke of the Day
"My niece was fired from the chicken farm today She was caught poaching eggs"
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"What did the male elephant say to his buddy when a female elephant passed by? ""Thirty six thousand, twenty four thousand, thirty six thousand, wow!"""
"What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu? One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!"
"Have you tried Gatorade's newest sports drink, F5? It's very refreshing"
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms"
"What is the difference between a gay mans mustache and a straight mans mustache? Andwer: the smell."
"A co-worker is retiring, so they're passing a card around filled with cash. I only took $10 but normally my signature is worth much more."
"Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach? Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching."
"This is gonna be misinterpreted, but I've been sitting on hard wood for an hour and my ass is killing me"
"Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*"