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Joke of the Day

"Apparently my 6yo old son went to school with a Spiderman costume under his clothes. The students of Edison Elementary are safe today."

"I entered 10 puns into a contest last week. Do you know how many won? No pun in ten did."

"Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends? Because Saturday nights alright for freighting."

"A man was arrested standing next to his homie coz it was homie side"

"Can all 16gb iPhone users send a screenshot of their storage page? No sorry I don't have enough storage to take a screenshot."

"You know, I just love whiteboards... They're remarkable."

"Two atoms are in a bar, Two atoms are in a bar. One says, ""I think I've lost an electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" To which the first replies, ""I'm positive."""

"I hate when I'm running away from monsters at the temple then crash into a tree and die because I wanted to collect all the gold."

"What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean."

"I got a joke for you. [The Bush Adminstration.]( http://youtu.be/92bEu7sQ5_Q)"