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Joke of the Day
"What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout? High Moon!"
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"The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago... on this very night"
"TIFU by pooping on my girlfriend Sorry for the shit post"
"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He works it out with a pencil"
"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist."
"people are like ""pokemon is basically dogfighting"" but tbh if a dog with ice powers fought a ghost dog I would probably peek over that fence"
"How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright."
"*Salesman smashes through window into living room* Evening, folks. Are you in the market for a new window?"
"Phoned up the local gym I phoned up the local gym and asked them if they could teach me the splits. They asked me how flexible I was. I said I can't make Tuesdays."
"What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin? A Tourist!"