228817
Joke of the Day
"TIFU by pooping on my girlfriend Sorry for the shit post"
Next Joke
"What do you call a black prince? A british tank you racist."
"A Mexian magician is proffering on stage... He says ""On the count of 3 i will disappear."" Uno. Dos. *POOF * He disappears without a trace."
"Worst thing about having a daughter is... No matter how hard you try you're daughter is gonna have some other man's dick in her mouth."
"Molly and Shannon are sisters born on the same day of the same year, same mother, same hospital. But Molly is 7 years older than Shannon. How is this possible? Shannon died in a car accident."
"Prior to officially becoming a part of the United States, what was Oregon like? It was very unOregonized."
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
"What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !"
"Hot Dads in ur Area Are Disappointed in ur Browser History Especially the One ur Watching Right Now With Midgets Dressed Like Dinosaurs"
"Q: Where does Santa stash his money? A: In a snowbank."