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Joke of the Day

"*Salesman smashes through window into living room* Evening, folks. Are you in the market for a new window?"

"Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes? Because they take everything literally."

"Things you don't say while attending a group for sex addicts. I'll start... ""I'm glad you came."""

"Why do rednecks like to do it doggie style? So they both can watch Nascar."

"What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey? A jerkin Turkin"

"[Girl's night out] Girl 1: Omg I haven't had sex in so long, I swear I have cobwebs down there Spider-Man's GF: *nervous laugh* HAHA SAME"

"A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem... He says,""Give me 2 shots..."" The bartender cuts him off saying,""You only get one shot."""

"Cigarettes are like Squirrels... They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire"

"How do you die by heroin? When you are the villain"

"What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge? Don't do it! You have potential!"