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Joke of the Day
"The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago... on this very night"
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"Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens."
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"Sorry I can't come to your thing tonight, I'm too busy figuring out an excuse about why I can't come to your thing next week"
"What's the difference between a kindergarten class and an ISIS camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone."
"I was talking to a Hiroshima survivor about his near death experience... He told me he saw the light"
"What's the worst period of Caitlyn Jenner's life? There is none."
"How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change? Nyet long. He's always Russian."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...Nobody likes the dark ones."
"What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common? nothing"