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Joke of the Day
"The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago... on this very night"
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"DOG 911: what's the emergency? DOG: a boy threw a ball but I can't find it DOG 911: did u check his hand? DOG: of course I checked hiDAMMIT"
"Two ninjas were having an argument Two ninjas were arguing over which one was the better ninja. The first says, ""Man, you can't even throw a ninja star."" The second ninja says, ""Shuriken."""
"A guy asked me who's chips and cheese that is ""Nachos"""
"Kellyanne Conway can't receive PDF's in her email so she uses an alternative: Fax"
"I am a 60 year old stuck in an 8 year old body . I want to break free . I should've used more lube."
"My dad's never been proud of me The other day he asked how old I was, I said ""twenty-one"". ""When I was your age I was twenty-two"" he replied."
"The 3 rings of marriage The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
"I don't have Great Expectations for my son. But I got him the other 13 Dicken's Books."
"The worst is when you text someone and they text you back 2 hrs later but you already keyed their car and emailed their secrets to everyone."