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Joke of the Day
"Somebody told me to stop singing ""Wonderwall."" I said maybe"
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"Starve a cold. Feed a fever. Humiliate a rash. Flatter a migraine. Friendzone diarrhea. Date cramps. Bring anxiety home to meet the family."
"I'm sitting in a booster seat in the back of a minivan because I want to teach my kids right and my 8yo called shotgun fair & square."
"Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer."
"A man walk into a bar and he said ""oww"""
"Dumb joke I thought of while bored at work. Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict? You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines."
"If familiarity breeds contempt and absence makes the heart grow fonder, then by definition marriage is a terrible idea."
"Two guys walk into a bar... The first guy looks at the second guy and says... ""You ever wonder why we always walk in together?"""
"Marilyn Monroe sure got smart four decades after she died."
"I shouted ""the blue Subaru with an Obama sticker left its lights on!"" at Mt. Bachelor and had the *entire* hill to myself for an hour"