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Joke of the Day
"Somebody told me to stop singing ""Wonderwall."" I said maybe"
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"What sort of soup do men make most often after sex? Split pee soup. (I made it up. I'm sorry.)"
"There are 4 states of Matter Solid, Liquid, Gas, and Black Lives"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a well known six offender."
"If 2 vegetarians argue... ... do they have beef?"
"My life is like my dick after masturbation Empty."
"Yo Mama so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!"
"Went to shave my beard but decided not to, the longer I keep it, the more it grows on me. Sure this is old but actually thought this the other day."
"Never trust a homeless person selling warm lemonade"
"Why do they have sex ed and drivers ed on different days in Mexico? Because they need to give the donkey a break."