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Joke of the Day

"A man walk into a bar and he said ""oww"""

"An Indian diabetic wasn't following his diet... You could say that he was naan-compliant."

"Went to the library today and asked have you got any books on mysterious disappearances? The librarian said "" Well, they used to be over there......"""

"What's the difference between your mom and a rooster? A rooster says ""Cock-a-doddle-doo"", and your mom says ""Any-cock-will-do!"""

"What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common? At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican."

"Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments."

"A pharmaceutical company in Canada is offering $47 billion to buy the company that makes Botox. People at Botox were pretty excited I mean, you should've seen the look that wasn't on their faces."

"Guy brings a giraffe into a bar... The giraffe passes out on the floor and the bartender says ""hey, you cant leave that lyin there."" The guy says ""it's not a lion, it's a giraffe."""

"What do you call a gay Russian? erosexual"

"Sperm whales were created when Chuck Norris masterbated in the ocean."