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Joke of the Day

"Dumb joke I thought of while bored at work. Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict? You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines."

"Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport? They tried to carry-on my wayward son."

"What's an owl's favourite pin code? 2820!!!!!!!!"

"Hey, Christianity- what's all the fuss about a virgin anyway? I could be a virgin if I wanted to. But I don't. Because sex. Also? More sex."

"This kitten is just what my house needed. Another female that doesn't listen to me."

"Steam Greenlight"

"""So You Think You Can Keep Your Stupid Talent to Yourself and Stop Bothering People?"" would be a show I'd watch."

"Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes? Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is?"

"Not everyone understands my laundry method. It's simple. If it's clean, it's on the floor. If it's dirty, it's on the floor over there."

"Someone asked me what it's like now that I'm circumcized I told them I get a little less head."