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Joke of the Day
"""Count your blessings. Then count them again."" - OCD optimist"
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"On a stakeout. Getting bored. Wish these perps would do something. Oh crap. Got my dong stuck in my cd player."
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"What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash? Take your time, there's no Rush..."
"Lesbians why do lesbians go to sports authority becuase they dont like dicks"
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"[donating blood] ""You're looking a little faint. Can I get you a drink?"" ""No thanks, I've just had like 60 of those strawberry Capri Suns."""