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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!"

"Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field? Because the steaks were too high!"

"I'm already getting anxious over Christmas due to my Santa Claustrophobia-the fear of being smothered in an elevator by a crowd of Santas."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? **To kill its self** This is no joke **#CHICKENLIVESMATTER**"

"Why don't SJW's like guns? They can't handle the trigger!"

"What kind of bird works on a construction site? A Crane."

"Lets get freaky. I mean really Freaky. Like I can't look you in the eye for two days kinda freaky."

"What time should you book dental appointments for? 2:30 (Tooth hurty!)"

"[NSFW] What did the sperm cell say when it realized it had just been dumped into an ass, not a pussy? Oh, shit."

"Cross-eyed people, just look down. We'll come get you if we need you."