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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!"

"What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is? It's a mystery."

"Dear Canadians, Who's the cutest little nation? You are! Yes you are! *pinches cheeks*"

"My version of a haunted house is hitting yes when an ATM asks me if I'd like to see my balance."

"Trump chose his Secretary of Defence But who will be Secretary of De Wall?"

"KNOCK KNOCK... Who's there? Kicks! Kicks who? Kicks Ronda Rousey for the Knock out!"

"Freddy thought he was the true nightmare until he met Chuck Norris who roundhouse kicked and from that day Freddy hides in fear thinking a nightmare in texas"

"My friend was quite a colorful character... His name was Hugh"

"What did the deer first say when he got to church? Deer God, please forgive me of my sins."

"Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge the better you feel."