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Joke of the Day

"How many black guys does it take to cook chicken? None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen."

"What's the definition of a surprise? A fart with a lump in it"

"Someday, I hope to befriend a friendly panhandler & learn the secrets of handling pans firsthand."

"What's small, purple and dangerous? A grape with a gun"

"What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend? Snickers satisfies."

"Do people who bring bikes on the subway know about riding bikes?"

"How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle? He had *bean stalking* her."

"""What would you say is your biggest flaw?"" ""i step in in people's conversations"" ""i was asking *him*"""

"Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay the doctor gave him another six months."

"There was a mass shooting at the Gap store this afternoon. They're still counting the casual Tees."