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Joke of the Day

"Thanksgiving Prank - Pregnant Turkey http://tjmix.net/index.php/videos?task=latest&id=557&sl=latest&layout=simple"

"That depressing moment when you plug your phone in your charger and hours later you realise your charger wasn't plugged in."

"Did you hear about that Muslim entrepreneur who invented springed prayer mats? His prophets went through the roof!"

"[NSFW] A guy to a girl - Hey, want to stick our fingers in each other's belly-botton ? Girl - Sure, how do W... OH, thats not my belly button. Guy - That's not my finger!"

"Daughter: Daddy, can you tell me a bedtime story? Me: Sure, once upon a time your mom & I used to get enough sleep. Then you came. The end."

"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85 That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship EDIT: Didn't excpect to get this many upvotes. Thanks!"

"[snake charmer struggling to get snake to stand up] I swear this never happens"

"How can tell your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"Damn it's so cold out i saw woman in two pairs of pajamas at walmart"

"Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey? Because he'd always get nailed into the boards"