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Joke of the Day

"What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash? Take your time, there's no Rush..."

"My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse *but I beat her to it*"

"If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships."

"What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments? Sinko de Mayo"

"Did you know it's impossible to piss your pants on purpose? It's a weird biological thing"

"In Soviet Russia, tired joke format tweets YOU."

"What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics? Having legs."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that once."

"what do you call a feminist who loves to swallow? a semenist"

"[first date] Me: so u just wanna poke ur straw thru that little hole Her: I know how juice boxes work Mom: well isn't she a feisty one?"