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Joke of the Day
"Why did Uhuru get mad? Because William Shatner."
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"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff."
"TIFU by burning my post oops, retoast"
"A dark sense of humor is like a Make-A-Wish child, never gets old."
"Jared Fogle was given 15 years in prison today... He was reportedly ok with it, and when reached for comment stated ""As long as it's under 18."""
"Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch."
"Danger is my middle name. nnFirst name: AvoidsnLast name: Completely"
"Cowboy: Give me 3 packets of condoms please. Cashier: Do you need a paper bag with that sir? Cowboy: Nah... She ain't that ugly."
"Oh you wear sunglasses inside? lt must be sunny on planet cool."
"39 and 41 had a fight. 42. ... 41."