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Joke of the Day
"Heard a 28yr old describe herself as old. Need help disposing of a body."
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"My brother was in a car accident yesterday and lost his left arm and left leg. Well actually, he's not my brother... he's my half-brother. He's all right now."
"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat. The first two nuns each had a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."
"The masochist and the sadist. What did the masochist say to the sadist? ""Hit me."" What did the sadist say to the masochist? ""No."""
"What is a jew on a swing? A annoyance to German snipers."
"I'll have you know, I've been sober for just over 100 days. Not like, in a row or anything...just in general."
"I <3 W... Valentine's day TXT message you send twins if you are unsure which one you are sending the message."
"You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly."
"What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups."
"If you're going to do something illegal don't plan it through Facebook Do it somewhere private where no one will see you, like google+."