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Joke of the Day

"I think my neighbor's dog is in heat. She's been crying the last 2 nights. I may need to take one for the team if I want to get some sleep."

"Changing the world. Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing herself."

"painting Painting is the second thing in the world that requires hand and imagination simultaneously"

"My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am!!!! 3 in the morning can you believe that?! Luckily, I was still awake playing my drums."

"Why was the Dark Age dark? Because there were too many knights...."

"Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him."

"Every since my Grandma discovered Netflix she's been calling me w/ suggestions like ""ok write this down, it's called Friends, F-R-I-E-....."""

"What did the Mexican family get for Christmas? Deported"

"How do you circumcise a Hill-Billy? You kick his sister in the jaw."

"Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China"