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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Dark Age dark? Because there were too many knights...."
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"Want to make a nerd's head explode? Go to any site that posted the new Star Wars trailer & write ""Where's Captain Kirk?"" in the comments."
"What do you call an ion that also raps? Fluoride, duh."
"Why don't lobsters ever share anything? Because they're shellfish"
"Wives live longer than their husbands.. because they are not married to a woman (Courtesy ""Whose Line It is Anyway"")"
"Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid."
"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
"Why are there so many body shops in heaven? Abortion."
"When a man falls asleep next to me, I like to sniff his arm pit. Then he usually gets mad, I have to ride a different bus, it's a big mess."
"Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist? Because you will get Jurasskicked."