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Joke of the Day

"Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him."

"Me Chinese, me play joke... Me take drone, return it broke."

"What would you call Martin Luther king Jr if he was white? Alive."

"I was going to tell some rabbit jokes But people tend not to carrot all about them."

"If I squint really hard, nope. You're still an idiot."

"Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast."

"Why did the police chief tell his officers to show up 15 minutes early to the political demonstration? To beat the crowds."

"Sending 17 text messages explaining why you're not crazy seems a little counterintuitive."

"Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama? Keem Jong Un."

"My smart friend My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."