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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee? They only have one Tinkie-Winkie"
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"Every day, for the last two years, I've been putting something aside for a rainy day... ... But what am I going to do with 500 umbrellas and 200 pairs of wellies?"
"You know it's a really good bar when there's a couple outside breaking up."
"What is a gays favorite sandwich A lgblt."
"How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."
"Why doesn't anyone die a virgin? Life fucks us all."
"I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around on random things."
"A girl walks into McDonald's and she sees a cute cashier. She goes up to order and asks for a Hot 'n Spicy McDickin."
"Knock knock... Who's there?... Tank... Tank who?... You're welcome"
"Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall"