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Joke of the Day

"How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."

"Why'd the factory worker hate their job? Because it was soda pressing."

"Our kids seem to prefer Kraft mac and cheese over the usual spaghetti noodles and crushed up generic Doritos."

"I farted in a room of hipsters I watched them fight each other over who heard it first."

"Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron? Because he wanted to see him Sulfur."

"They say firemen are courageous because they run into burning buildings to get things out. So do black dudes during a riot."

"Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind"

"Why did the customer slap the cashier? Because he was checking her out."

"I heard that the factories in China will be close until the next GOP president. A liberal joke"

"People who take tons of photos of themselves Have no selfie control"