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Joke of the Day

"Here is an old joke my old man used to tell me There is a 4 year old, 6 year old, 8 year old, 10 year old, and me trying to catch a home run ball. Who gets the ball? Me because fuck them"

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"What do horses drink at the bar? Chardon-neigh"
"I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s"
"An essay is like a girl's skirt... It should be long enough to cover the important parts, but short enough to still be interesting."
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"I just now remembered the Titans."
"a white girl drowned today when her anchor tattoo pulled her to the bottom, sadly her infinity tattoo didnt mean she'd live forever"