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Joke of the Day
"I just now remembered the Titans."
Next Joke
"I'm not self medicating myself with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. Well he called it a receipt...whatever."
"Where do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."
"What did the dog say to the tree? Bark"
"I challenged Superman to a fight. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside."
"While shopping for a new phone I found that they offer this thing called 'phone calls'. Has anyone used this? Is it an app?"
"What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards? Oher's NFL career"
"What kind of car does George W. Bush drive? Porsche 9-11"
"It's not easy to make small talk with a meteorologist."
"Knock knock Who's there? Doctor About time! You're already ten!"