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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't."
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"*cops finds my loose floorboard* Cop: What's under here... *they discover a lifetime supply of hot pockets* Me: I'd like my lawyer now."
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Teach a man to fire and he'll run for president."
"St. Patrick's Day is like 420 for alcoholics."
"I could never run for a political office I'm too out of shape. I could, however, waddle for a political office"
"My fiancee doesn't think jokes about drone strikes are funny. Personally I find them Hillaryous."
"e=mc2 was just Einstein comparing himself to other rappers"
"I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography. It was base on a true story."
"Let's talk about sausage.... Isn't it the wurst?"
"An American & Mexican are talking. American: ""Your Government needs to spy on your people, man. You guys have a drug problem."" Mexican: ""What drug problem? We get drugs pretty easily!"""