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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't."

"What?s green and fluffy and comes from mars? A martian-mellow"

"HR: Know why we called you down? Me: Hmm...a raise? HR: You know we monitor internet usage right? Me: I'd like to report a hacking!"

"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. ""That's so cool"" says the bartender, ""where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" replies the parrot."

"A man reported that his chickens had been stolen off his property Police suspect fowl play."

"What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A small medium at large"

"Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks? Because his number couldn't fit in their phones"

"I'm going to shave my beard. Her legs will look #FAAAABULOUUUUUS!"

"Wanna know why I prefer sponge cakes to Jesus? Because sponge cake doesn't take 3 days to rise."

"I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan just woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact."