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Joke of the Day

"It's perfectly fine to offer raisins to a guest (if nuclear winter is upon us & you're living in an underground bunker)"

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"When someone tells me how old their kid is in months, I ask them to rephrase it in days, so they know what I just went through."
"What do you call Root Beer in a Square Glass? Beer."
"Steps to success 1:speak with God 2:??? 3:prophet"
"Woke up this morning, looked in the mirror & said out loud, ""You gotta bring it today!"" SO I'M GONNA BRING IT! *brings lunch to work*"
"I consider myself very decisive.. I guess."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide."