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Joke of the Day
"4 out of 5 people say Han shot first He actually shot 5th"
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"[Arrives at work dressed as a sexy kitty] Boss: *points to memo on desk* ""It says no Halloween costumes"" Me: *slowly pushes memo off desk*"
"A pickup poem RAMBUTANS ARE HAIRY DURIANS ARE THORNY LOOKING AT YOU MAKES ME REALLY HORNY"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care now and I probably won't care later."
"Why are ISIS so safety conscientious and choose to use donkeys instead of vehicles for transportation? vehicle tail pipes will burn your ass bad"
"Bob just couldn't nail his roll down.. .. So he just decided to screw it."
"You know what they say about STD'S Sharing is caring"
"Me: you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"
"I love when people say ""If people hate you, it only means you're doing something right."" Because that's what Hitler would say."
"Volkswagen emissions test. You know guys, this whole deal with the Volkswagen emissions test just goes to show that the Germans will do anything to gas you. I will enjoy my trip to hell."